i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
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I just love how Bilbo’s all “Woah!” and Thorin’s “Huh, look at that. That’s different.”
… The reason why Balin has the separate beard
Kili in three colours
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
there are children on this site
Tag your porn dude
seriously though….I am trying to eat.
i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia
and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes
“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”
Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one
I believe you call them flip-flops my good man
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