i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
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I just love how Bilbo’s all “Woah!” and Thorin’s “Huh, look at that. That’s different.”
Kili in three colours
for firstsnowjoy and princethorin
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
there are children on this site
Tag your porn dude
seriously though….I am trying to eat.
i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia
and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes
“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”
Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one
I believe you call them flip-flops my good man
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